Iron clad riverboats fixed with cannons patrol the Mississippi with an ever vigilant eye on the far shore. The West Bank is littered with the wreckage of robots that have failed to make the crossing. These places are called “No Hu-Man’s Land”
… in 1873 the railroads replaced their workers with automatons, but when a man named John Henry died in his fateful contest with a robot pile-driver, the robots learned what happens to things that become “obsolete”. They promptly turned on their human masters.
With no weapons able to overcome the robot menace, the bloodshed and loss of life was too massive for the young country still reeling from the civil war. President Grant, weary of war, choose to cut his losses and ceded everything west of the Mississippi to the robots.
Then in 1886, a young scientist named Nikola Tesla invented a new kind of pistol. the Tesla Electron Bolt Thrower. Armed with this new weapon the “Tesla Rangers” were formed to re-take the west.
The “nudity poll” is closed with 91 votes. The winner is “tasteful” with a 38% share, followed by a tie between “Tits!” with 25%, “Tentacles” with 25%, and lastly “Clean” with only 6 votes
So clearly people like sexy - and here I am wasting all this government money to prove it. I think I figured out a happy solution
Don’t Click on this link if you voted for “Clean”
I forgot about this guy — ok NOW I’m done
I promise
Note: I knew this project might be in trouble when I got the design notes for this outfit. “this design is awfully fascist SS looking” I said, “I don’t think that your GERMAN rock stars really want to wear pseudo-Nazi outfits on stage” I warned.
But do they listen to me? nooo.
