We figure that people are going to start figuring this out soon so…

Eli Danger Wright and I would calmly like to officially announce the successful implementation of stage one of Secret Project #127 — We are indeed expecting our first child.

Due date is late December/Early January. We’ll know more once we have placed a proper baby doctor under contract (still looking).  Eli has been controlling her morning sickness with alternating doses of lemonade, and ginger ale.

Wish us luck

Here is a short list of things you may or may not know about me…

-I was the model for the Klingon on the cover of the Klingon edition of Hamlet

-I have no middle name

-I am bringing sexy back

-And Lastly, but by far not leastly; I will be the MC for the 5th Annual “Can’t Stop the Serenity” celebration, Saturday, July 17th at the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) in Seattle. There will be raffle drawings, live music by Vixy & Tony  and Marian Call, food, fun and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.

Here is my next pin design to come rolling off the assembly line. The Corset Inspectors Badge!. Make it official! Wear the corset inspector badge and let the World know “It’s ok, you’re a professional“.

I originally pitched this as a joke but so many people thought it was a good idea we ran with it. next up - The Kilt inspector Badge (again, a joke… maybe)

Iron clad riverboats fixed with cannons patrol the Mississippi with an ever vigilant eye on the far shore. The West Bank is littered with the wreckage of robots that have failed to make the crossing. These places are called “No Hu-Man’s Land”